Funny Love Quotes

Funny love quotes make us chuckle about the predicament of falling and being in love.  There are several stages of love. There is the passionate and delirious pursuit of the entity of our desire which is followed by the pleasure of possessing it. There is also the tedium of a relationship that has gone stale and then repercussion of love. It is when love ends in mutual harmony, sadness, infidelity or divorce. Here are some funny quotes on love in which you will find rich humor.


Famous Funny Love Quotes
“No man is truly Married until
He understands every word his
wife is not saying. ”
“You know its love
when you want to keep holding hands
even after you are sweaty.”
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. ”

George Burns

“Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. ”

Leo Buscaglia

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”

-Albert Einstein

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”

-Brendan Francis

“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”

-Woody Allen

Humorous Love Quotes
“You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”

-Melanie Clark

“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”

- Fulton J. Sheen

“Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.”

-Glenn Beck

Very Funny Love Quotes
“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”

-Cathy Carlyle

“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”

-Mae West

“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”

-Joan Rivers

Hilarious Love Quotes
“Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.”

-Oscar Wilde

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”

-Albert Einstein

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.”

- Jonathan Carroll


Falling in love is a sincere emotion. You express yourself with certain love quotes that convey the sincerity of your love. Apart from them there are many funny love quotes that showcase the other aspects of love such as possessiveness, dominance and the like. Funny love quotations bring out these love aspects in a humorous way, at the same time, they show the lighter side of love. In a nut-shell, it can be said that these funny love quotes and sayings expose essential truths.